If you know that movie quote then your allready a step ahead in knowing my mind set.
Ya i know this isnt want your expecting. Your thinking hey wait this is a blog buy a guy who hits women for thier sexual pleasure......
and his first post is about a dumb movie from the 80's?
WTF MATE....
This blog is about my MIND. And i can safely say that since i saw Dan Aykroyd in a mowhawk back in the 90's that i havent been able to get it out of my mind ever since.
Besides it was one of Tom Hanks last funny movies. And what more, who wants to talk to a guy whos only thoughts in life is filled with "hmmmm I wonder how I can hit a bitch today?"
But no tonight i cant sleep, because i drank to many energy drinks at work. Oh yes i work hitting women is good work, but only if you can find it. and as i dont wany payment from my GF for our sex life that forced me to go out and find a real job.
Well as real as i want to be at the moment. You see I work at a liquor store, yup im a clerk im the realy helpfull guy who helps you carry your 5 cases of beer that you thought you didnt need a cart to get up to the counter so i can mock you as soon as you leave. Most of the time its boring standing around work, but other nights its great.
Like the other week when i got cused at by a 18 yr old because i threw him out of the store.
"GASP"
you mean that people under the age of legal age try to enter a store and buy booze?
yup and then they swear and kick things and you call the cops on them and then you just want a bag of popcorn.
but on to last night.
I usualy work at one store but it seems that every Wed night they dont need me and try to send me home. Now why they do this when I walk in and not fucking call me so I could you know not drive the 30 mins there just to drive right fucking home and not make any money. But there is an alternitive to this. its called work at one of the other stores. this was the option that i took last night. but as I was listing to one manager talk to the other it seems that I would be going to the other store to make up for the slack ass that was a recent higher. It seems that some chick instead of actualy doing work bitches and complains allnight about her body hurting or that she was raped the night befor and asking to be sent home early.
yes thats right I said it raped.
why she would be at work and not at a police station I dont know but people who act like that piss me off. Of course a lot of things piss me off and if you read this for very long you will understand that.
But I went over there and as I expected it was a very lovely blonde women who was the problem. This person then became my amusement for the rest of the night. Of course her very amusing thing as i rolled up to the store that she said to me as she was smoking out side was. "i want a ride on your bike." No shit the first thing she said to a strange man who pulled up to a liquor store at 5pm on a weeknight is that. Some people you can actualy sence a selfpreservation instinct, alas this was note the case. Her whole attitude was of course they "im pretty i dont have to do anything" approach to employment. It was also the approach to her mannor of dress. her pants were jeans and was those low hip hugger ones, the ones ment to show off your slutty underwear if you dont wear a belt with them. and guess what, there wasnt one. But the part i found realy fucking funny was that the back of her pants had slashed in the seat of the pants that showed off the fact that her underwear was thongs because thats how high up they were. Also there are somethings you will expect in americans andkentucky raised people. About 50-100 lbs over weight. As I threw out a back handed complament about "gee dont you think its rough being such a low body weight it must be hard getting women to like you?" She went in to a rant for about 5 mins about how hard it was living life with only 5% body fat.
There are things you come to expect in life and the worse in humanity is one of them. Thats why when bullshitting latter i found it very amusing to find out that she holds down "3" jobs. When she said this the managers behind her both looked up from the rebuild of the car seat switch and both gave me dirty looks as i feigned intrest in what she was trying to sell me. At one point when i went to go see the wine dude i found her in the back flirting with him so she could drink free wine on the job.
Do I need to go in to more why I didnt like this bitch?
Didnt think so. But in my bordom i had to many energy drinks as i worked my ass off helping customers and restocking the shelves and fridge. Yes helping customers is boring, its a fact of life. If they were intresting they wouldnt be in a liquor store on a weeknight getting 218 bucks of fucking bud light.
But all of this is my oppion i suppose and just like the man said.
all im looking for is the facts
"just the facts"
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