I HIT WOMEN

Well I do but a while back I had shirts made telling the world about it. Then when I thought my family had thrown it away because of the message accross the front of it i had 3 more made. I wear them to fetish meetings and even around town.

I was wearing one the other day when my girlfriend an I went down to Nashville to go to the local munch gathering. "Why" I hear you asking yourself. Well because to sell rope and get a buisness started you need a lot of face time with people and getting yourself known as the guy with the shirt is a good way for people to remember you. IMHO

But then after the munch my lovely and I went to the Opery Mills Mall, and yes I still wore the shirt. This is a highly amusing thing, at least to me it is.

To see how many grown men would turn away as if i was some sort of deformed monster amuses me. Not to mention all the "Socially Empowered Women" who give me looks of disgust, and lets not forget all the teenygoths at hottopic who probly went back inside trying to find my shirt up on the wall.

SUCKERS !!!!

Im going to get my girl a shirt that sez....

AND HE LEAVES BRUISES

that way we can wear them together when we go out.

I have to wonder just how bad I would have to with them to be kicked out of a store...